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jedavu:

10 OF THE WORLD’S MOST CREATIVE STATUES AND SCULPTURES

pertinax-virtus:

returnerofthesky:



think of how fucking alien and strange this looks to someone with no knowledge of pokemon

pertinax-virtus:

returnerofthesky:

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think of how fucking alien and strange this looks to someone with no knowledge of pokemon

(Source: oldppw)

ohcaptainmycaptain1918:

jibblyuniverse:

:)

this is it. this is Captain America: The Winter Soldier summed up

4gifs:

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4gifs:

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(Source: 4GIFs.com)

Anonymously tell me how you feel about me. I can’t reply, I just have to read it and post it.

(Source: tsubakijpg)

electricshoebox:

pomfcat:

Such polite barks

he gets up all excited the last time like YEAH I’M GONNA SPEAK YEAH WATCH THIS

"…….wuf"

(Source: dualchainz)

My boyfriend & I usually have sex on the floor behind his bed so when you walk in you can only see the bed. And we were having sex one day & I was on top and his mom walks in and she can't see him but she can see me with my shirt on, and she's asking me where he is and I'm sitting on his dick & he's on the bottom trying not to laugh and moving around to make me make faces. And we were talking for like 15 minutes while I was sitting on his dick and having pleasant talk with his mom. NEVER AGAIN.

Anonymous

gekkokurage:

when i bought pokemon X i picked fennekin and squirtle okay

right now we focus on my squirtle, Kazoo, who had a bold personality or something like that

so ofc because he was proud he sparkled

when Kazoo became a Blastoise I was battling him with my friend and she was like “haha holy shit how did you get a shiny blastoise”

i cried for twenty minutes straight

i thought he was sparkly because he had self confidence

SEND ME “MWAH” AND I’LL DO THIS

the-new-nat:

If you came in my room we would….

  • [] cuddle and watch disney movies
  • [] have a pillow fight
  • [] sleep
  • [] fuck
  • [] How the….gtfo!

I would kiss you on…

  • [] neck
  • [] cheek
  • [] lips
  • [] forehead

I would let you sleep on…

  • [] My bed
  • [] floor
  • [] bathroom
  • [] Lemme show you to the door.
  • [] me ;)

I rate you….

  • [] 1-4
  • [] 5-7
  • [] 8-10
  • [] Beyond Perfect
I would ______ you…
  • [] Fuck
  • [] Hug
  • [] Kiss
  • [] Date
  • [] Play video games with

Reblog if your penis is on fire right now like actually in flames

(Source: naniithran)

pokemon-photography:

delano-laramie:

hesperocyon:

ok so someone on passeryby named Jacob asked me to trade and after i agreed, proceeded only to show off all their shinies instead of actually trading
after i escaped the trade he challenged me to a battle and i was like sure ok and when i get the team preview THIS is what i see
the punchline of this post is that i only brought half a party and that i only used two pokemon, klefki and mega mawile, to annihilate all 6 of his mewtwos. smd jacob

my favorite bedtime stories

 I want all the jacobs in the world to read this

pokemon-photography:

delano-laramie:

hesperocyon:

ok so someone on passeryby named Jacob asked me to trade and after i agreed, proceeded only to show off all their shinies instead of actually trading

after i escaped the trade he challenged me to a battle and i was like sure ok and when i get the team preview THIS is what i see

the punchline of this post is that i only brought half a party and that i only used two pokemon, klefki and mega mawile, to annihilate all 6 of his mewtwos. smd jacob

my favorite bedtime stories

 I want all the jacobs in the world to read this

(Source: kudamon)

If Tumblr was a man, he would be Jerry Trainor.

lionhearted-hawk:

sit-dooown-slut:

n3ssie:

thetalesofrepubliccity:

laurenmariekress:

kari-kurofai:

thefuckingimpala:

hairvolutionofliampayne:

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this is more accurate then i thought it would be

klainjel:

fascinatedbytheocean:

goodandbroken011:

drunkenlullaby52:

fuckyeahftmbrandon:

reevesjr:

leetakeuchi:

Pythagorean theorem explained.

Am I a nerd for finding this so awesome?

this just broke my brain

My whole math life just made sense.

Holy shit.

Awkward moment when a teacher tries to explain it to you for ages and you still don’t understand but a simple tumblr gif can explain it in, what? 20 seconds!

Hm. Cool.

klainjel:

fascinatedbytheocean:

goodandbroken011:

drunkenlullaby52:

fuckyeahftmbrandon:

reevesjr:

leetakeuchi:

Pythagorean theorem explained.

Am I a nerd for finding this so awesome?

this just broke my brain

My whole math life just made sense.

Holy shit.

Awkward moment when a teacher tries to explain it to you for ages and you still don’t understand but a simple tumblr gif can explain it in, what? 20 seconds!

Hm. Cool.

(Source: leetakeuchi)

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

smilelikelightning:

yourscientistfriend:

textiles:

I may have taught this spider to knit. I was finishing the last 20 rows at the park, when this little spider wandered over to me, It climbed up my knitting bag, and walked all up and down the piece, then climbed onto my hand and watched me for a couple rows. After the second row it started waving it’s front four legs as if to get my attention. Once I was looking at it, it started pulling silk from its spinneret, and fiddling with it. I don’t know if it was knitting or purling as it was quite small scale, but every few seconds it would stop and look up at me to see if I was still watching. After a little bit I moved it to one of the vines overhanging the archway I was sitting in, and it went about its business.This wasn’t the only unusual thing that happened at the park today, but it was the most unusual.

Maybe it thought you were a spider

I’m gonna level with you that’s the fucking cutest shit I have ever fucking heard of okay I want a little spider that knits not sits menacingly above my bed at night threatening to fall into my mouth.

smilelikelightning:

yourscientistfriend:

textiles:

I may have taught this spider to knit. 
I was finishing the last 20 rows at the park, when this little spider wandered over to me, It climbed up my knitting bag, and walked all up and down the piece, then climbed onto my hand and watched me for a couple rows. 
After the second row it started waving it’s front four legs as if to get my attention. Once I was looking at it, it started pulling silk from its spinneret, and fiddling with it. I don’t know if it was knitting or purling as it was quite small scale, but every few seconds it would stop and look up at me to see if I was still watching. After a little bit I moved it to one of the vines overhanging the archway I was sitting in, and it went about its business.
This wasn’t the only unusual thing that happened at the park today, but it was the most unusual.

Maybe it thought you were a spider

I’m gonna level with you that’s the fucking cutest shit I have ever fucking heard of okay I want a little spider that knits not sits menacingly above my bed at night threatening to fall into my mouth.